It’s your senior correspondent.
(That’s me after Scott’s run…)
Because we’re cool parents, we surprised the kids with a trip to the Great Wolf lodge in Williamsburg, VA, land of a pancake house on every corner in honor of our great presidents Washington and Lincoln.
Let me preface by saying that I am a kid at heart. I love Disney, and I love the things that my children have reintroduced me to.
The Great Wolf Lodge is amazing. The hotel room we are in is as nice as we’ve stayed in as a family, and the water park is a blast - an exhausting, crowded blast.
All in all, I can recommend the experience, if you’re willing to part with some serious coin.
That said, there’s a lot to hate here. The check-in process is a disaster, with rooms available “as they are ready”. Sure, check in time is 4:00 p.m., but if your room is not ready, well, you’re welcome to hit the water park. We’ll be glad to rent you a locker for $5.00 for the stuff you can’t put in your room you can’t have, because we’re not ready.
The dining here leaves much to be desired. They have a somewhat captive audience, with hopping in the car straight from the water park to get some dinner inconvenient at best. That leaves the buffet restaurant or the Pizza Hut take out.
In the evolutionary chain of restaurant servers and cooks, the starting point is here. We were warned, but convenience dictated that dinner last night and breakfast this morning was done here at the hotel. Bad food and worse service.
UPDATE! - I’ve had some time and distance to rethink things. What bothered me so much about the Great Wolf Lodge was that it wasn’t Disney. I love the ways that Disney tries to take money from me - there is a cleverness and an element of appreciation that I get from Disney that the Great Wolf Lodge lacks. It seems that they have you captive, and therefore it doesn’t matter that the food is average at best, and the wait staff service is perhaps the worst I’ve ever seen. In a buffet restaurant, your job is to get me a drink, make sure it stays close to full, and bring me the check when I’m done. When you cannot do this, you don’t care.
The Failure To Be Disney is magnified in the Country Bear Jamboree wannabe show in the lobby, where the tree, squirrel, and bear sing a song that is a very clear rip off of Circle of Life from the Lion King. I wanted to wear cinderblocks into the wave pool.
The bottom line is this:
Room - A+
Waterpark - A+
Everything else - BLECH!
Go, take your wallet and outside food, and you’ll have a great time.